„Ich habe den tollsten Job der Welt! Ich bin Lebkuchentester bei einer alten Dame, die eine Pfefferkuchenbäckerei betreibt.“
Hänsel platzt bald aus allen Nähten.
Mom will be back from her business trip tomorrow. I quickly buy a few new clothes so that Mum doesn't notice that I've put on six kilos in the meantime.
Nuckelt sich fett
My father paid me my lunch money from October so that I wouldn't grumble any more. And I always went to McDonalds with the money. By always using the latest vouchers, I thought I was investing it smartly. Well, at least I've invested it permanently - in ten kilos more."
You love whipped cream on the cake, the homemade baked cookies and the sizzling fat bacon? Then suffer the consequences! Since you have no self-discipline, you will stuff yourself even more, get nice and fat and rise like a yeast dumpling.
Doesn't it feel weird waddling around in this big, heavy body? I mean, you used to be so nimble and agile! Your once well-shaped, handsome face is now gone, completely swallowed up by your puffy cheeks and huge double chin. You're just twice the size you used to be. Put down the burgers, bro, and start sweating on the treadmill!
Half a year ago, when my wife moved out to live with another woman, I hired a housemaid. And she's a damn good cook. So everyone has gained some weight. But she seems to be particularly fond of my son." I think it's the other way around, looking at your boy's bloated body.
"Ma, my stomach is sticking out. I think I have water retention.” “I can tell you it's fat retention, Simon. You eat too much and move too little"
With the fat car comes the fat belly. That's what happens when you no longer have to ride your bike! You've become more comfortable and you can quickly drive past the McDrive.
„Gehst du eigentlich noch ins Fitnessstudio?“
Embarrassing question
"Do you still go to the gym?"
„Ich wünschte mein Metabolismus würde sich mehr anstrengen.“ Warum sollte er es tun, wenn du es auch nicht tust.
Would someone please get the boy away from the buffet, otherwise he will have risen faster than a yeast dough!
Ever since he read that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, he has been eating a big breakfast. How many pant sizes will you need before you realize that this kind of breakfast is not healthy - especially if you don't eat less for the rest of the day? He has already put on a sweet tummy.
How do I make sure my kids don't waste their money on Black Friday? Well I stuff them so much that they can't move for two days.
"I still eat the leftovers that my brothers don't want or if the portion is too much for them." Accordingly, you have already grown a fat belt around your waist.
How good that it's Black Friday after Thanksgiving. You can buy the new clothes you urgently need.
The year is 2043 and this is the star of a streaming series. This 22-year-old actor plays a teenager in a high school series typically populated only by good-looking guys. Yes, having a fat paunch is a prerequisite for being considered good-looking in twenty years' time.
Right: "In your late twenties, you just get a slightly fuller, stronger figure." Younger brother on the left (17 years old): "Yeah, I'm a very precocious boy!"
"Well little brother, you're almost as round as our Thanksgiving turkey." His brothers ate almost nothing and stuffed him with all the goodies instead. And left him to eat the holiday roast by himself. Sunday there was a second feast and guess who was the main course?
"Since I've been swimming regularly, I've somehow become stronger. You can't see my ribs any more." At least it stimulates your appetite, as you can see from your tummy.
„Ich liefere einen Wettkampf mit meinem Bruder. Unser fetter Onkel hat testamentarisch verfügt, wer von uns am meisten in einem halben Jahr zunimmt, wird sein Vermögen erben.“ Möge der Fettere gewinnen!
"I'm running a competition with my brother. Our fat uncle has stipulated in his will that whichever of us gains the most weight in six months will inherit his fortune." May the fatter one win!
He's starting to realize that his family wants him to be their Thanksgiving turkey.
"My boy, you've put on a bit of flab. If you carry on being so sluggish, you'll soon look like a fat maggot." "That's my protective layer against spiteful comments from nasty parents."