Du bist nicht schwanger – sosehr du dir das einredest – sondern einfach nur dick- und rundgefressen!
Maybe it's not birth pangs, but stomach pain?
You're not pregnant—no matter how much you convince yourself you are—you're just fat and bloated!
He spends all his time reading Spiderman comics and living in his imagination, while constantly stuffing himself with snacks. The result: his belly and butt are getting rounder—I love guys like that!