Zuviel Sommerparty
Der Sommer brachte nicht nur Bräune sondern auch Bauch.
Too many summer parties. The summer didn’t just bring a tan, but a belly too.
"I know it's hard to believe but at my school it doesn't happen that one girl steals another's boyfriend. We spoil them the boys so much with homemade treats that they get a round belly and everyone knows he already has a girlfriend!"
And the boys also stay faithful, because once they are really fat fed, they are too sluggish and too greedy to lose weight again for the relationship market.
"My girlfriend says I'm pregnant and need to eat more to feed the growing baby inside me."
He was a womanizer until she fed him too well. That's how girls make boys indolent and addicted.
"For my long arms, I also need a little more volume for hugging."