Eine Sahneschnitte im Schwimmteam.
A soft-serve beefcake in the swim lane.
“First Christmas brought three kilos, and now Valentine's Day brought another five pounds. But they look very attractive on me, don't they?”
The boy eats too much chocolate. That's why he gets pimples and a little belly. The latter makes him attractive to girls.
I've never had such a Halloween tummy from all the candy. But I think it suits me.
He doesn't even notice how his flab is growing. That's the danger when you only wear elasticated pants on vacation, the food in the hotel is all-inclusive and you can eat at the buffet around the clock.
Next time we should rent paddle boats instead of booking a boat tour. Our son has clearly been to McDonald's too often.