"I affectionately call it my French fry depot. As a man you can have a little belly, right?" Boy, if you keep eating like that you'll soon be fat as a ton!
Aber schon nach wenigen Tagen mäkelte der Knabe rum. „Also die Auberginenpfanne hat aber im Hotel besser geschmeckt.“ Sie war öltriefend. „Und könntest du zum Sonntagmorgen vielleicht Pfannenkuchen oder Kartoffelpuffer machen oder mittags Lasagne. Wann gibt es mal wieder Käsemakkaroni oder Bratkartoffeln mit Speck?“ „Weist du Lukas, du bist ein wenig äh stämmiger geworden.“ „Ja die alte Nachbarin von schräg gegenüber hat auch schon gemeint, ich sei kräftiger geworden.“ „Naja du hast auch etwas Speck angesetzt und bist pummelig geworden.“ Also doch auf die harte Tour, dachte sich die Mutter. „Willst du damit sagen, dass ich dick geworden bin?“ „Nun ja, ein wenig schon.“ Der Junge war tief betroffen. Er wog sich und hatte seit dem letzten Mal zehn Kilo zugenommen. Sie versuchte ihn zu trösten und sagte er könne sich ja im Sportverein anmelden.
Am nächsten Tag hatte Lukas sich von seinem Taschengeld einen Rucksack voller Junkfood gekauft. Und konfrontierte seine Mutter: „Ich habe bei gutefrage.net nachgefragt und mir Expertenrat eingeholt. Mit 72Kilo bei 1,73 bin ich noch Normalgewichtig, außerdem sind in meinem Alter solche Gewichtsschwankungen völlig normal – ich bin noch im Wachstum. Wenn man mich auf Diät setzt könnte das Wachstumsstörungen hervorrufen und mich wegen meines Gewicht zu stressen führt nur dazu, dass ich Essstörungen bekomme. Außerdem habe ich mich im Sportverein angemeldet und gehe jetzt regelmäßig trainieren. Der Verein hat auch eine Minigolfjugendmannschaft. Da ahnte Lukas Mutter, das sie den Kampf verloren hatte. Im nächsten Sommer wünschte sich Lukas zum Geburtstag wieder so ein dreiwöchigen All-Inclusive-urlaub. Dort wurde er endgültig zu einem lebenden, gutgebräunten, fetten Hefekrapfen.
This boy wondered why his mother cooked mostly vegetables like broccoli or asparagus after the vacation, or prepared zucchini and eggplant pans with little oil. His mother had seen her boy always stuffing himself with greasy food, sweet pastries and ice cream at the buffet. She watched her son Luke gain girth from week to week and in just three weeks his body was swelling up like yeast puff pastry in the oven. At home, she found that her junior needed pants two waist sizes larger. Since he had probably grown accustomed to larger portions, she cooked only low-calorie meals. She never thought their first all-inclusive luxury resort vacation together would have such an impact on her teenage son. She hoped that the chubbiness would still outgrow.
But already after a few days the boy grumbled. "Well, the eggplant skillet tasted better at the hotel, though." It was dripping with oil there. "And could you maybe make pan pies or potato pancakes for Sunday morning, or lasagna for lunch. When are we going to have mac and cheese or bacon fried potatoes?" "You know Lukas, you've gotten a little uh stockier." "Yes, the old neighbor from diagonally across the street has also already said that I have become stronger." "Well, you've also put on a little flab and become chubby." So the hard way after all, the mother thought to herself. "Are you saying I've gotten fat?" "Well, yes, a little." The boy was deeply affected. He weighed himself and had gained ten kilos since the last time. She tried to comfort him and said he could join the sports club.
The next day, Lukas had bought a backpack full of junk food with his pocket money. And confronted his mother: "I checked on gutefrage.net* and got some expert advice. At 72 kilos at 1.73, I'm still a normal weight, and besides, such weight fluctuations are completely normal at my age - I'm still growing. Putting me on a diet could cause growth disorders and stressing me out about my weight will only lead to me getting eating disorders. I also signed up for a sports club and now go to work out regularly. The club also has a miniature golf youth team. That's when Luka's mother suspected she had lost the battle. The next summer, Lukas wished for a three-week all-inclusive vacation for his birthday. There he finally became a living, well-tanned, fat yeast fritter.
*gutefrage.net is a popular german website where young people give teenagers unqualified answers to questions about which they have no idea, but imagine they do.
Ich frage mich, wie lange kann der noch auf`s Hochbett klettern?
This boy was so foolish that he snacked on the gingerbread house.
This is how he looks now, after they were able to free him after three weeks.
Sweets have coated his body with a delicate layer of lard.
Nun zuerst hat unser Geheimdienst über Tarnfirmen günstige Angebote für Schul- und Universitätskantinen gemacht und nach und nach – auch mithilfe von Bestechungen – ein Monopol geschaffen. Dort wurden zunehmend nur noch leckeres aber kalorienreiches Essen angeboten. Selbst die Armeekantinen haben wir schließlich unterwandert. So werden alle jungen Leute fett und träge gemacht. Mittlerweile ist die Mehrheit schon adipös. Dank süchtig machender Substanzen, die wir inzwischen beimischen, essen sie immer mehr. Schon bald werden wir einmarschieren und es wird niemand mehr da sein, der das Land verteidigen könnte.
How do you conquer a neighboring state?
Well, first our intelligence service made favorable offers for school and college cafeterias via cover companies and gradually - also with the help of bribes - created a monopoly. Increasingly, only delicious but high-calorie food was offered there. Even the army canteens were finally infiltrated. In this way, all young people are made fat and sluggish. Meanwhile, the majority is already obese. Thanks to addictive substances that we now add, they eat more and more. Soon we will invade and there will be no one left to defend the country.
„Meine Nachbarin
meinte, ich sehe mittlerweile richtig kräftig und männlich aus und hat mich
gleich zum Essen eingeladen. Vermutlich bin ich, nachdem ich trainiert und
viele Weightgainshakes genommen habe, genau ihr Typ.“
Langfristig sucht sie nur was für ihren Ofen.
"My neighbor said I now look really strong and masculine and immediately invited me to dinner. Probably, after working out and taking lots of weight gainshakes, I'm just her type."
In the long run, she's just looking for something for her oven.
Paul had made a bet with me that he could double his weight in six months by going on a bulking diet. I thought no one could train that hard. Well Paul hadn't trained at all, he had just eaten and won his bet. He now weighs 147 instead of 73 kilos.
("I'm afraid I've feasted on a few too many portions with you." "Don't worry a few pounds more will make you more tasty...beautiful.")
I wonder if it's such a good idea to laze around over the summer. This is just the beginning. Fortunately, the swim shorts have a very stretchy elastic waistband. The guy will only realize in the fall that he got a belly from beer and barbecue.
The boy has ignored all warnings about kebabs, ready-to-eat pizza, chips, beer and now he's sitting there on summer vacation after his freshman year with a fat paunch!
My son always comes to pick me up from work after school. We have a cafeteria in the foyer. He waits for me there and does his homework. Of course, he is allowed to get a snack. But I'm afraid he gets more than what's on the bill. Apparently he is the favorite of some of the employees. He's gotten quite a belly and chubby cheeks, and has gotten a bit chubby. On the one hand I would like to stop this, but on the other hand he is well behaved here and under supervision. His grades have also improved. So it's better and cheaper to just keep buying new clothes without comment.
"In letzter Zeit habe ich mich ein wenig von Fast Food und Junk Food ernährt... nichts, was ein paar Tage im Fitnessstudio nicht wieder in Ordnung bringen könnten."
"Lately I've been eating a bit of fast food and junk food.... nothing that a few days at the gym couldn't fix."
The two spent the entire summer doing whatever they wanted. They stayed up all night, played video games all day, and did whatever they wanted. This included eating whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted. They had both become very chubby and had lost their once toned abs. When they had filled their bellies again and were satiatedly balancing their beers on their round dumpling bellies, they were pleased that they looked so manly. They did not think in the least that they had become fat or even fat. Only much too late will they realize that this lifestyle of indulgence may not have been sustainable.
"Schatz,
kann es sein, dass ich dick werde? Ich habe das Gefühl, dass ich etwas fülliger
und dadurch werde ich doch weniger attraktiv?'' Und ich antwortete:
''Schnuckiputz, sei nicht albern, du bist überhaupt nicht dick, vielleicht ein
bisschen stämmiger als früher, aber nicht dick und ich würde sogar sagen, dass
du in letzter Zeit ein bisschen sexier geworden bist als früher. Ich kann nicht
sagen, was sich geändert hat, aber verdammt, ändere es nicht! Und iss noch
einen Teller Muffins die ich für dich gebacken habe!''. Er griff wieder mit
großem Appetit zu, und auch ich war glücklich. Schließlich arbeite ich so hart
daran diesen süßen Kerl fett zu machen, also kann ich kein Risiko eingehen, wenn
ich will, dass er noch dicker wird!
"Honey, can it be that I'm getting fat? I feel like I'm getting a little plumper and that makes me less attractive after all?'' And I replied, "Honey, don't be silly, you're not fat at all, maybe a little stockier than you used to be, but not fat, and I'd even say you've gotten a little sexier lately than you used to be. I can't say what's changed, but damn it, don't change it! And eat another plate of muffins I baked for you!'' He grabbed again with great appetite, and I was happy too. After all, I'm working so hard to make this cute guy fat, so I can't take any chances if I want him to get even fatter!
"What are we supposed to do? We are partially payed with donuts."
I cook and bake for my roommate and he enjoys it. I leave candy and munchies lying around everywhere and he can't resist. Since we moved in together in our student digs, a thick layer of flab has formed around his body. I make him into my helpless lazy fat piggy.
("When we asked for a lift in the parking lot, first the driver of the Citroën duck said that with us the payload capacity would be exceeded. Then we asked this pick-up driver. He had three seats in the front, like in a minibus or truck. And he said we should ride in the loading area. There we would have more room to spread out.")
My friend, has put on weight while studying for his school leaving exams and in the weeks afterwards. Man, this dude is really chubby around the belly, look at the big belly he's putting on. He's definitely on his way to getting fat with the extra ten kilos or so he's carrying around his plump middle. He just doesn't get much exercise now and can't resist stuffing his mouth with junk food. I think he's going to become a living yeast loaf soon.
Recently I went to visit my cousin Marvin. He had been living for a few months in a rented room in the house of an old lady, which he thought was really unique value for money, because the rent was not expensive, it was only a few minutes away from his faculty as well as the beach, and the old lady took very good care of him. She cooked his dinner every day and often baked cakes or cookies for him. The food was always very plentiful, but he couldn't offend her by not eating it all after all the hospitality she showed him, and after all, she looks so happy to have someone to take care of her. When I visited him, I couldn't get over the fact how he had gotten fat and round from eating so much. He was getting a big belly. But he told me that it doesn't really bother him because he eats almost for free and really a lot. Besides, old ladies often see fullness as a sign of health. I still warned him not to keep eating like that or there would be bad consequences, but he didn't listen to me and continued to enjoy the culinary delights of his landlady. A few weeks later he disappeared without a trace, but it is said that the old lady had organized a feast shortly before, where a huge fat fattened pig was grilled.
Yannik stellt gerade fest, dass er zwar zehn Kilo schwerer aber nicht muskulöser geworden ist.
You want to know something? Your "sports drinks" are of no use to you without exercise.
Yannik has just noticed that he is ten kilos heavier but not more muscular.
My buddy used to be really lean, but then he gained weight because he didn't want to be so skinny and ate more. Now he has a huge round belly. Thin guys like him somehow always get such noticeable bellies, that seems to be where all the extra weight accumulates first. He looks fat as hell now and is really out of shape. I bet the fatty just can't stop eating until he bursts one day.
Maximilian enjoyed himself on vacation. He felt as if the hotel staff forced second helpings on him at every meal, and sometimes someone accidentally touched or touched his belly. Just last night, the waiter said that a strapping, burly guy like him had to eat hearty, too, when he overloaded Maximilian's plate. Slowly Maximilian began to get the feeling that he was being fattened up here.
„Ich habe meine
Schwangerschaft outgesorced.“
Er hat seit Beginn der Partnerschaft zehn Kilo zugenommen.
"I out-sorced my pregnancy."
He has gained ten kilos since the beginning of the partnership.
You always have a choice ...
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... to get fat.
Well, it's starting to show the effects of your new drinking and eating habits. Guess it's hard to stay slim when you're stuffing your belly with burgers, döners, pizza and beer almost every day. Looks pretty paunchy, buddy.
"You've put on quite a bit of weight, though?" "Yes, ten kilos of pure muscle mass!" Who would believe it. He didn't have a tummy before.
„Burp! Ich hätte nie zu meiner Großmutter ziehen dürfen. Ich gehe immer mehr auf zu einem riesigen runden Hefekloß. Meine Großmutter kocht und bäckt so gut und ich habe immer kräftig zugelangt. Anfangs war ich auch wenig besorgt, als ich zunahm. Ein bisschen stämmiger wollte ich sowieso sein.
Mittlerweile habe ich mich an die riesigen Portionen gewöhnt. Ich könnte mich nicht von meinem Stipendium nicht mehr selbst ernähren – so viel esse ich jetzt. Von der Miete ganz zu schweigen.“
Bald wird er ein riesiger Fettball sein, der nur noch mit einem Gabelstapler bewegt werden kann.
"Burp! I should never have moved in with my grandmother. I'm growing up more and more into a giant round yeast dumpling. My grandmother cooks and bakes so well, and I always ate heartily. At first I was also little worried when I gained weight. I wanted to be a little heftier anyway.
I have since gotten used to the huge portions. I couldn't feed myself on my stipend anymore - that's how much I eat now. Not to mention the rent."
Soon he'll be a giant ball of fat that can only be moved with a forklift.
"Wow, the hotel buffet is great! It doesn't matter if you gain a few pounds on vacation?" You're lucky that you still don't have to pay for excess weight on the flight. Otherwise the return flight would be expensive.
"Great that my parents gave me such a luxurious all-inclusive trip for high school graduation!" Their results were not so exhilarating. Your parents value other assets in you. If you had been attentive, you would have noticed that all your co-travelers are also chubby to fat. This will be a trip of no return. But the food will be excellent.
"It was pretty easy to pull the wool over Uncle Ralf's eyes. I wanted to eat lots of sweets and unlimited fast food. Since I came into his care a few months ago, I've been constantly taunting him about his fat belly, until he got so tired of it that he wanted to exploit my weakness for fast food and sweets and fattened me up with it - supposedly secretly."
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"I have a little problem: compared to my boyfriend, I seem fat."
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"It's much better now, isn't it?"
